Meet Our Doggie of the Week: Joe
Meet Joe!
Today’s canine interview features a mighty enforcer: Sheriff Joe. A Northwest farm terrier with the spirit of a lawman and the spice of a jalapeño, Joe has taken it upon himself to keep order in the daycare yard.
He might be compact, but trust us, he’s watching. Always.
Q: Sheriff Joe, thank you for your time. What made you decide to take on law enforcement here at daycare?
Sheriff Joe: Somebody had to do it. The crime rate around here is out of control, dogs trying to eat poop left and right. Disgusting. Not on my watch.
Q: How do you handle these… offenders?
Sheriff Joe: Swift justice. I charge, I bark, I throw my weight around. Poop patrol is a 24/7 gig, but I keep these streets clean. Literally.
Q: Some might say you take your job too seriously… maybe even a bit rogue, any thoughts on these accusations?
Sheriff Joe: If I see anything that is wrong to me, I’ll subdue the threat. Some may not agree with my judgement, but I’ll always act first and ask questions later. These meddling dogs are always plotting something…I just need to prove it.
Q: Rumor also has it you chase your tail when off duty.
Sheriff Joe: Even a hard working sheriff needs to wind down during the day. It’s a great dizzying way to show I can have fun outside my never ending work schedule. Plus it gives me the element of surprise.
Q: You’re also known for your intense staring contests. What’s the deal there?
Sheriff Joe: Dominance. Respect. Entertainment. Sometimes I just want to see who blinks first. Spoiler: it’s never me.
Q: Any closing words for your “citizens”?
Sheriff Joe: Keep your paws clean, keep your noses out of the dirt—and don’t you dare touch that poop. Sheriff’s always watching for these ne’er-do-wells.
Thanks for keeping law and order alive, Sheriff Joe. Daycare wouldn’t be the same without you (and your side-eye of justice).
 
                        